Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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