We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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