Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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