If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
