Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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