I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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