Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I just gift wrapped bread.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I wish there were birth control emojis
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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