the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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