Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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