Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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