ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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