he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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