I am in a vortex of obligation.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
