Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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