Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
