We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i will never coherently bang her
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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