chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
