Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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