its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Bring me that man meat
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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