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say what?
wanna hang out?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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