Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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