I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
