She's JV to your varsity
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i dont even know how to be here
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Text me some of your sweat
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