i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
