i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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