I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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