That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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