So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hippo gnu deer
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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