Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
