Kiss
Puke
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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