Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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