You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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