Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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