my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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