guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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