My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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