If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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