I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
