i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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