i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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