it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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