tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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