you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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