she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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