it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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