You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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