We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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