There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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