Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
