i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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